Cocktale Hour

The final episode of 2025 is here and we really wrap up the year with hitting all kinds of topics. We're planning for something special for episode 200, so let us know if you have any fun ideas!...Read more

Here's our Christmas message for you: don't take any of our medical advice, or maybe any of our advice at all. That's our Christmas gift to you...honesty. We talk about the recently redacted Epstein files, live, love...Read more

Old men's fashion. Let me say that again - this episode we talk about what we should wear. From snakeskin boots to hawaiian shirts with a suit. Wow...do we need help. Also, online shopping requiring a tip? Never!...Read more

It is more than 5 years since we podcasted in person. This time we are back. That pandemic can't hold us down! Laugh along with us as we catch up on Kelly's latest high end camera purchase and talk about the state of...Read more

This week's theme music is my original composition, Murderous Biker Escapes to Mexico, and in keeping with that tradition, we discuss our Thanksgiving celebrations as well as Kelly and Danny's time in New York City....Read more

Holidays are upon us and through all the doom and gloom of shopping and political news, there is still a bright spot. The local holiday carnival. Happy Thanksgiving, and remember turkey is cheaper than beef this year...Read more

Back in action for number 192! We talk about Ozempic face, Obese ICE chases, the dating benefits of mandatory military service and a hot new show that Kelly is going to develop. It's education, it's comedy, it is fun...Read more

They can't all be winners, right? That's what I tell myself as we skyrocket towards episode 200. I'd say to let us know what you think, but that is rare, isn't it. Let's talk about being censored by the current gover...Read more

Months, I tell you. That is how long it has been. We are back with disinformation, some funny stuff and more educational commentary than you can shake a stick at. We should be good to go until the FCC shuts us down,...Read more

Summer keeps plugging along and we are talking about Kelly's new car and how John could stop talking about the Epstein files if someone gave him a good healthcare option. Wasn't that something that the orange guy prom...Read more

Happy 249th America, we wish you the best. This week we talk about what makes someone cool based on an article Kelly found online. Danny realizes painfully that he has no style and wonders if it is too late to look l...Read more

Admittedly it has been a good few month hiatus, but we are back in action, finding our voice again. Do you want to hear about politics, ICE raids, protests, the loss of the rule of Law in America, how we are headed f...Read more

This is the last episode of the Spring, so we've packed it chock full of extra nonsense. Danny is oddly concerned about the environment, Kelly is ditching his gas stove and John just wants to make a quick buck by exp...Read more

I'm resisting calling this episode the Frequent Jerkers Club or anything else do do with Social Security. Frankly, I don't want to have my passport flagged, although a light detention after a Tesla protest would give...Read more

We're back after a couple of weeks with renewed vigor. Are you tired of political bullshit and the pontificating opinions of Washington insiders worrying about your future? You've come to the right podcast because we...Read more

Another new theme song as we dig into the nuances of acting, Tyler Perry, De Niro and how great Yacht Rock really is. Stay safe and happy out there! If you need a Cocktale Hour t-shirt, check out the Etsy store. <...Read more

Today we talked more about AI than politics, thank you Jesus! I made a YouTube video so that you can see the images from the podcast. Either search Cocktale Hour Elephant Dresser, or go here: https://youtu.be/z3dlvqu...Read more

Did you say new theme music that really embodies the 13 year olds that inhabit our old skeletons? You got it! We also dig into some political issues and edutainment as always. Enjoy!...Read more

We are safe from the fires in LA so far, but not everyone has been so lucky. It is not Gavin Newsome's fault, and neither was it predicted in Genesis 19:23–29, so if you are not going to say it with love, don't say i...Read more

Happy first podcast of 2025! They can't all be bangers, but if you are old and looking at life changes like we are, Kelly's Medicare adventure might be considered informative. Watch out for radicalized vets in 2025, t...Read more

I wonder how we devolve from medical advice to dirty priest jokes, but what a fun way to end 2024. We talk about eating for your blood type, Johnny Depp's parenting, Sniffy's and how our kids listen to anyone but us....Read more

Christmas Stress! It's the reason for the season, y'all. Once again we are here to educate and entertain and whether it is moral management of your portfolio, the radicalization of America's youth or another one of o...Read more

In the world of true crime and whodunits, we're no fun. I already know who shot that guy. His wife, it is always the spouse, no matter how much fun other options sound. We talk about our plans for world domination th...Read more

John is finally back in town and we can record a new episode. It is our first post-election episode and we talk a little about that guy, but more about ED medication, old people on cruises and Thanksgiving Turkey. En...Read more

This is the last podcast before the election. Depending on who wins and the remnants of free speech, we remain hopeful to continue Cocktale Hour, bringing you some of the last truly independent educational and entert...Read more

I used NotebookLM to make a podcast about the AI generated summary about this week's podcast. Enjoy the redundancy! Summary The text is a recap of a conversation between John, Danny, and Kelly, where the...Read more

This week John plays an AI generated podcast clip of Cocktale Hour as reviewed by fake hosts. In an era of not knowing who you can trust, I guess we are unique, and you can trust us to be just as real as ever. I'm al...Read more

Using Google's NotebookLM, I generated a podcast based on an AP News article about disinformation around the flooding in the western North Carolina mountains....Read more

Danny is getting ready for his cruise and Kelly expresses a real interest in secret plastic surgery. Join us for another educational discussion about fashion, advanced degrees and political bullshit....Read more

What would we do with $11.1 Billion. Probably make some boring choices, but we'd be happier than the rich are today. We go deep on some billionaire issues, the American Dream, low cost burial and the 1976 Bandit Tran...Read more

For episode 170, we talk about our kids. What a relief when we're gone and they can hire an estate sale company to sell all our shit! We talk about religion, but not politics, so you get a break this week!...Read more

More religion and politics coming at you in an election cycle, and we din't even get to the fake ear injury this week. Get ready to vote people!...Read more

From a neighbor shooting movies in his yard to Japanese Exchange students to getting a massage at the mall. Is nothing Sacred? Don't forget to register to vote....Read more

Our AI generated synopsis says: In this episode, the group reflects on their latest social outings and debates the new AI tool designed to summarize discussions. They dive into intriguing topics such as the consequen...Read more

Some of us watched the RNC theatrical presentation and thought that it was a testament to how many public-facing politicians and newscasters were full-on Ozempic users and how these candidates are really old, but wou...Read more

What drives all the young influencers to our podcast? It's the wisdom we offer for free! Here is some more tasty life advice, so join us for another episode of The Cocktale Hour....Read more

Summer is here and one change it brings is a serious reduction in weed usage. We've got a comedy club review and as always, ideas for how people can live a better life. Join us!...Read more

This week, Danny has the greatest idea for stopping all wars while providing elderly citizens health care and retirement benefits! Danny for President, 2024. Oh yeah, TikTok dances too....Read more

Happy June Everybody! Kelly pursues happiness and John reveals the Jesus/Trump connection - on sale now! We pride ourselves on comedy and education every episode, so enjoy....Read more

We're back with more questions and even a few answers. From trailers in Alabama to the Amalfi Coast, get all your future retirement strategies here! Try to be happy wherever you are!...Read more

Kelly is vibing on the Jon Bon Jovi documentary and Danny is working a big construction project as we celebrate episode 160. Stay safe out there as you navigate protests and long Covid....Read more

Some celebrity podcasters recently sold our exact format to SiriusXM for $100 Million. How much is our little show worth, maybe a lifetime supply of Canadian beer? Join us for an educational discussion on what would h...Read more

This week we talk about growing up in small towns and what we learned. Evidently that chicks liked the Saturday Night Fever vibe of the 70's. Join us on an educational trip down memory lane......Read more

Friday Margarita Night comes to you live. Rather than just the 3 of us, we invite 3 totally random women to join us in the kitchen for drinks and laughs. Names were changed to protect the innocent!...Read more

What do old guys fantasize about? Evidently getting an RV and dreaming of turning the whole repair experience into a new reality show. Go figure. Also, if you want help during the cold and flu season, turn to ActiveH...Read more

Did you know that John is an AI expert and regularly lectures people...or is it randomly lectures people? Anyway, we talk a little about new generative AI stuff and how it is poised to change Hollywood as well as sma...Read more

Is Taylor prepared to save America, or does she resent you for hating on her for her 38 seconds of air time in an NFL game? We discuss this as we also dive into other important topics like master guitar player/actor...Read more

It sucks getting old. Kelly's arms are worn out and Danny has a bum foot, but we can still laugh. Kelly is offering a cash prize to anyone that can heal his elbows. Let us know at cocktalehour@yahoo.com if you have a...Read more

This week we talk about how Tesla owners should get out of their cars at the superchargers, come on and create community, you rich bastards! Danny is on his own and Kelly remembers dragging things out of a hole in th...Read more

Cocktale Hour has become a global phenomenon, not because of the well-rehearsed, tired banter of the other celebrity podcasts, but because we connect with our listener through impromptu, timely topics. For example my...Read more

Happy almost Christmas everyone! We had a big wedding yesterday and we talk about how John can capitalize on making money out of religious services. The key, unfortunately is his learning to walk and talk simultaneou...Read more

Can ChatGPT make a photo of John's dead dog frolicking in Heaven? Hell yes it can. We talk about weddings, AI assisted services and how it does not use as much profanity as I do. That's where the comedy is....Read more

Thanksgiving is over and we are looking forward to Christmas. Relive your childhood stuffing recipe with us as we talk about fake vs. real trees. Who is Aunt Geoffrey? Your guess is as good as mine....Read more

Happy Thanksgiving to all our listeners! We are celebrating by wondering why there is no Thanksgiving song, especially set to Knights in White Satin. Thank the Lord that Danny doesn't have covid after his New York tri...Read more

More New York tales with Danny and Dave this week as we dive into caviar prices, luxury cars and the rich! I've also started uploading old episodes again, so check out some of our pre-Covid laughs....Read more

Recording on a Sunday this time because Danny had the big yard sale yesterday and we talk about the eternal fight of what you save and what you leave for your own estate sale....Read more

John is back from New York with product ideas and we discuss what the future of religious gatherings could look like. Enjoy!...Read more

What keeps these old farts in government going...we have an idea. Also we talk about the conflict in Israel and all the SAG insurance stuff you ever wanted to know. Hang in there....Read more

Missed us? After 2 months we are back in action with some great ideas. John's cruise turned into another fantastic idea for what to do when you are going to die, and we came up with a new reality show idea about a tow...Read more

As we prepare for Hurricane Hillary, we talk about her 2016 opponent and the chances that he doesn't run off to his brethren in Moscow. Book banning is my new hobby and I want to see how I can get involved to ban the...Read more

In the immortal words of Khloe Kardashian, "It's been a minute." We're back with more pontification for you. Danny and John saw the Barbie movie and have thoughts about the future of the studio business. It's good to...Read more

It's tough to stick to a schedule this summer! We're back and as always with even more information for our listeners. Stay close as we drop pearls of wisdom!...Read more

We're back. I need to stop going out of town so that we can have more regular episodes. This week we talk about birthday parties, school board meetings and The Seagull performed with a gender-fluid cast. As always, w...Read more

We are back after another hiatus! Kelly has had a birthday and we all got to meet our fans at the first annual Cocktale Hour Fan event. If you want to be invited to the next one, head over to Patreon and subscribe. T...Read more

We are back with a discussion about AI and how much fun it is. I made Kelly's obituary and except for the lies, it was pretty good. We lament the lack of good Presidential candidates-The Rock and Tom Hanks are my fro...Read more

This week we touch briefly on that guy who was indicted for hush money payouts to actress Stormy Daniels, and focus on really important things like what I would do if I was the heir to the George Jones throne..I'd si...Read more

This is the week to celebrate St. Patty's day and we hoped you enjoyed a green beer and listening to our song over and over. We talk about secret massage parlor tricks and Danny's new love for Google Lens....Read more

Celebrities and Estate Sales, pretty common here in LA, so add celebrity Estate Sales to the long list of things we need to do like Karaoke and Burlesque shows. Oh and soon the Patreon mugs should ship!...Read more

Joy, hope and looking optimistic...that's something to try out, huh? We address the big issues facing today's youth and how the best thing to do might be just to ignore it all and move to Harlingen, Texas....Read more

Dave joins us this week and tells us all about his colonoscopy and Taylor Swift. Yikes. We hit on different topics as we return after a little break. Thanks to our Patrons and welcome to the show! You too can help to...Read more

Scandal today, did someone get nominated for an Academy Award because of advertising? Does anyone care if the Scientologist leader is missing or ever heard from again? Would you be embarrassed to be a porn performer...Read more

2023 is in full swing now and we plan what's on deck for us this year- Danny is going to start auditioning for drug commercials like Cialis or Zeljanz or some other crazy named product, and Kelly is finally going to...Read more

It must be really embarrassing to lose the vote 14 time, but hey, politics is a racket and they'll suffer any embarrassment to hold on to power won't they? Also we talk about open carry in Texas and how easy and lega...Read more

It's the end of 2022 and we offer a light recap for the year and a hopeful view for next year. Best wishes to all for a prosperous 2023!...Read more

Happy Holidays! Christmas is almost here and the stress of gift giving is in full swing. Danny is having a hard time getting in to the mood and Kelly has to go to the Mall! Let's talk Snapchat filters and how chicken...Read more

That's one thing about the Cocktale Hour, we are full of great ideas to make money. If you'd taken our advice from one of the early episodes, you'd be a thousand-aire by now. Don't miss you chance with the great idea...Read more

It's almost Thanksgiving and Kelly is back from New York city, drinking $80 Mezcal shots. We are thinking about this podcast and how it will be presented as the greatest example of podcasting in the Smithsonian in ju...Read more

The midterms are over and we don't know who won. So let's talk about affirmations and Hollywood instead! Join us for the most stimulating Saturday morning talk you'll find, and don't bother connecting with us on Twit...Read more

Kelly's truck was never found, but we did find a great way to protest, show up in Maricopa County Arizona in a speedo and a smile. Kelly can mime his heart out while the Gravy Seals look threatening around the ballot...Read more

When you went from 150 to 400 pounds, it just snuck up on you didn't it? If your BMI is over 40, you might expect some health issues, but I can tell you what restaurant you will really enjoy. We dig deep on this epis...Read more

It happened. Someone stole Kelly's truck from in front of his house. Will he ever get it back? How long do you have to wait before it is declared gone forever. Do people masturbate to your personal photos if you AirB...Read more

The prayers worked and Kelly is chipper as ever! We discuss skin grafts and discover that foreskin is available for any kind of facial graft you need. Now we just need to figure out to corner the market for our own r...Read more

This week we come back from a few days off and celebrate the fact that Willie is still alive. America still needs to get its shit together and Kelly needs prayers of comfort. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter!...Read more

TikTok and influencers. Kevin Spacey's morality clause. Whether Danny is susceptible to advertising or not. We have a politics free talk today and get deep into what the young people want to see. Join us as our popul...Read more

Mi peluquero era un pervertido y Kelly se cortó el pelo muy corto. Hablamos de la cultura de la cancelación y si puedes volver de ella. Planeamos un control remoto para mi reunión de secundaria. No olviden seguir mis...Read more

My barber was a low-key pervert and Kelly's cut his hair too short. We talk about cancel culture and if you can ever come back from it. We plan a remote for my high school reunion...yikes! Don't forget to follow my ra...Read more

No big political topics this time. We're talking about what happens if aliens are real and they come to take all the women. Who would help us decorate? Kelly says it leads to a new series, Handsjob Tale. Let's get in...Read more

The Fourth of July didn't seem so festive this year. We riff on politics, the supreme court and what's going to happen to all those babies the high school cheerleaders in Missouri and Louisiana are going to have. As...Read more

This week America is a dumpster fire and I for one blame Christianity and have taken to Twitter to express my impotent rage. Danny is trying to keep us level headed, and Kelly has given up on voting as a way to insti...Read more

Follow your dreams, but make sure your funeral expenses are covered. We spend this episode diving into parenting and generational trauma. How would we rank as fathers? Stay tuned and maybe we'll share the results nex...Read more

Gas prices are high for no good reason. What can we do but pray about it? Join us for comforting words of wisdom, and not a whole lot of penis jokes this time. We want to make Kate happy....Read more

It's Memorial Day weekend and we're finding it hard to find much joy in America. Another school shooting, price gouging and inaction from every branch of the government. We find that it's the little things, like Hers...Read more

Even though we have Zannie as a new Patreon patron, we could use a big sponsor to drive engagement. Maybe John Varvatos is the way to go, I guess we just need to send him a note. Ketosis, Probiotics, alien Jeff Bezos...Read more

Where you live has a big impact on family planning assistance. I propose that Native Americans start up abortion clinics on their lands. Casinos and healthcare for the Southern states! Danny and Kelly deep dive into...Read more

Danny finally caught the Covid, but he's almost out of Quarantine. We talk about his adventures, what makes someone a genius and whether the Stones are still good. Don't forget to sign up to our ever growing Patreon...Read more

Life is almost so back to normal that Danny, Kelly and John are taking plane flights next weekend. Kelly goes north to Canada, John to the Lone Star State and Danny to the Big Apple. Will people be friendlier there, c...Read more

Let's don't talk about the Oscars and talk about gut health and good movies, ok? Don't forget to check out our Patreon!...Read more

To celebrate Jeff being our first Patreon, we dedicated this episode to him. You can check out our Patreon and support us if you are so inclined. We got under the covers with Ukraine, British food and the typical gro...Read more

Our Saint Patrick's day episode! We talk a little about the Irish, the snake story and about how to have a boat demolition derby. Danny asks some good questions about work, fulfillment and what we need out of life.</...Read more

As the Ukraine war rages, Danny plans for the future with his bar idea, and Kelly shoots it down. We discuss Russian Onion Domes and how positive affirmations help. Don't forget our Patreon exists and drop us a line....Read more

Deep, Deep discussions on the Ukraine crisis and how that translates to our own potential civil war. If you have Putin's cell number, let us know. Check out our Patreon.com/CocktaleHour....Read more

100 Episodes, who would have thought? We had plans for a big call in show, but it didn't work out for us this week. However we are announcing our Patreon page if you want to donate. www.Patreon.com/cocktalehour or ju...Read more

Don't order a crab enchilada if you can help it and if you can support Neil somehow, do it. Just remember that if you give up Spotify, we're still available on Apple, iheart radio, Google Play and others that I forge...Read more

I'm working on a book of 100 things that you need to know and Danny and Kelly offer up some tips, and we dive deep into the invention of butt plugs...go figure. Don't forget to write in with any life questions that y...Read more

Dave joins us as we talk about our favorite fish snacks, Covid penis, and blow up dolls. Kelly talks about high school and Danny's laments how his truck dealership is in maintenance only mode on Saturdays....Read more

Happy 2022! We are all about good times, so here are some tips to having fun with your anti-vax friends and we talk about the sad end that awaits a prized pig. Enjoy!...Read more

I guess this is our 2021 Christmas Episode, so what better to talk about than the Clone-A-Willy kit? The gift that keeps on giving. We're wrapping up 2021, here's to an exciting 2022!...Read more

What do you learn from a nationwide trip? That people are people wherever you go and that the right wing gun lovers have better stickers than peaceful people. We are back at it with a post Thanksgiving episode and we...Read more

We are back after a hiatus. John is traveling America as he prepares for his presidential run and Danny and Kelly hold down the fort back home. Join us for more insights and wisdom!...Read more

Kelly came up with this week's episode. It's catchy and a great way to welcome us back from an early Fall hiatus!...Read more

In this episode we talk about how hard it is to find positivity in today's world, dealing with people that think differently, and whether dewormer could cure cancer....Read more

Simone and Scarlett have been getting some tough press this week and at the end of the day, they were just taking care of themselves. We continue to take care of you, our listener, by departing some tough truths like...Read more

Is taking a picture of your feet and selling it to freaks porn? We investigate these tough issues, ghosts, talk about the housing economy and why Kelly falls asleep at 9:30....Read more

From creating controversial Hobby Lobby word art to convincing your Trump-loving neighbor to get vaccinated, we continue to supply great ideas. Now its time to turn a profit!...Read more

This week we have a special 4th of July episode. We talk about Danny reducing clutter and how Kelly should go on a tour of small towns posing as Jesus. John is just back from a funeral and gives some hot tips on esta...Read more

We discuss a death in the family, funeral preparations as well as tater tot casserole. John brings up some sketchy buses that are giving rural America some whacky information....Read more

We argue about whether Bezos should pay more taxes and the plight of the American worker because of rich dudes. The Queen sat alone at her husband's funeral, which the Crown Season 3 clearly alludes to, so why do...Read more

Welcome to Episode 82 where John declares that he should run for President. How else will America heal? Danny tells his favorite scrotum cutting story and Kelly helps us understand that the sport of curling could...Read more

If it's not one thing it's another. This week we talk about John's toad dream and how it is time to shine. It's tough to be shiny when Danny's leg hurts and he wonders if he could go 24 hours without his phone. Jo...Read more

Coronavirus shots and weeding out your friend list, old folks homes, the awesome idea to stop immigrant boats at the border and the Reparation AR-15...where else are you going to hear things like this? Cocktalehour@ya...Read more

Seabiscuit was one of the greatest racing horses of all time. Danny sees him as a spirit animal and Kelly has a story about horse hygiene... Danny also tells us about Jimmy the Shooter, and how he sent him up the...Read more

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Here's the kind of quality you can expect from Cocktale Hour. Enjoy our teaser!...Read more

John is back this week and we talk about tires, transmission and that Kelly met Megan Markle on set. She should have watched The Crown before she got married. I wouldn't have done it. Contact us on Twitter or by...Read more

Dave is back with more stories to tell about life, love and the pursuit of...a good peep show? Hold on to your hats as Dave, Kelly and Danny bust John's chops and take you on a journey....Read more

Custom vans were great and Danny loved creeping around in his. Kelly wants to make a new movie, and John's advice is to make sure this one is full of nudity. Time to check in with us at cocktalehour@yahoo.com or on Tw...Read more

During the great Texas snowpocalypse, Ted Cruz crossed the border into Mexico. Jokes aside, how could his wife let this happen? We talk about the rat nest in Danny's mom's car and welding as a skill. Send u...Read more

Time to Rebuild America! Apply here for us to move our kids to your town to make it fun and profitable. We get energized about our new reality show idea and how we could still have a chance to make it...Read more

2021, the year of What Would Danny Do? What if he would have been the 1 Billion Dollar Powerball winner? What would Kelly do if he won so much money that he'd need a security team, and would any amount of m...Read more

New York, the big apple, land of dirty sidewalks and one of Danny's favorites. We talk about some Netflix show and drag queens this week. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and express all your complaints...Read more

Dave joins us and talks about Neil Young and Budweiser. Also, The Shroud of Kelly, and From Hearse to Hole are some of the ideas we need to get T-shirts printed upfor right away. Contact us on Twit...Read more

Happy sedition week! Who are Danny's favorite domestic terrorists, and will there be collectible trading cards? We get deep into QAnon, politics, and why you shouldn't break into the Capitol and taze your...Read more

Happy 2021 everyone! Stay safe in the new year, have fun, and don't forget to keep listening to Cocktale Hour. We talk about how to make it in Hollywood, splitting the atom and a good Alabama joke. Got...Read more

It is what it is, the end of 2020. What the hell else are we going to talk about? Thanks for as good a 2020 that we could have hoped for and don't forget to contact us on Twitter at Cocktalehour....Read more

From ocean baptism to ice fishing, we cover a number of outdoor activities as we get ready for Christmas. At least we're not in Canada where a moose will get ya. Follow us on twitter at CocktaleHour or send us an ema...Read more

Covid cases are at a high and the President is rage-tweeting. What are we concerned about? Strippers! Who is supporting them now that the clubs are closed? In an unrelated topic, we talk about Danny's Mom and how she...Read more

Danny's mom is a strong Christian woman, but his physical still went well. John is trying to register his car from Canada and Kelly's wife is coming home next week!...Read more

John is back home, Danny has a new truck and needs refrigerator repair and Kelly gets his wife back soon. Happy Holidays listeners! Special shoutout this week to John's cousin Marie. Got a comment or complaint, em...Read more

The election is over and we have a new president. What will the transition hold, does anyone care? Let's dig in to our opinions. Disagree? Hit us up on twitter at cocktalehour!...Read more

Listen to this episode to hear about the Coronavirus, the Presidential Campaign and how having Chad on the Supreme Court could make all the difference, Remember, you heard it here first....Read more

Kelly is going to stop watching the news and wait for people to tell him if there is something to worry about. Danny is planning a big move to Nelson, New Zealand but probably hasn't told his family the news yet. John...Read more

It is our 60th episode and we comment on the Coronavirus takeover of the White House and ask whatever happened to the family-owned shoe store. Join us for a trip down memory lane with the best intro song ever. Don't...Read more

John reveals that he is 1% Native American from Ancestry.com. He also reveals that it is incredibly difficult to find a picture of Native Americans that isn't diminutive.   Also, you better reach out soon because Dann...Read more

From smoggy LA of 1977 to Smoky LA of 2020, we're covering the finer points of how to live and die in LA, or in Kelly's case, escape to Canada. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at Cocktalehour!...Read more

Today we celebrate Kelly being optimistic! He's back in America and ready to party. We talk about whether Danny will look like Ron Jeremy if he doesn't get a haircut, and how much do we need to put in our freezer. Rememb...Read more

It's our first International podcast, and this week we welcome back our buddy Dave who completes our coverage of North America. We talk about Canadian coronavirus, Danny's memory foam fetish and of course, Lori Laughli...Read more

History lessons leave a lot to be desired. Do you remember anything about Napolean? You would if your History teacher told you the hemorrhoid story. Between that, and Kelly moving to Canada next week, we've got a helluva...Read more

Nothing matters anymore, that's John's premise. Go ahead and vote for Trump, take off your mask, whatever you want to do. Maybe t doesn't matter anymore. If you think it does, contact us at CocktaleHour@yahoo.com or cock...Read more

Lets talk about toxic masculinity and how Danny and John struggle with managing wildlife in an urban setting. It's hard for guys to have fun on this 4th of July....Read more

There is a lot going on in the world today. We discuss the 13th Amendment, Confederate statues, and what we can do to make the world a little bit better. Contact us on Twitter at Cocktalehour to voice your opinion....Read more

We’re still in the thick of the COVID-19 crisis and Kelly shares his happiest moment from 90 days of lockdown. We talk viruses and fear as well as what we’re learning from the Black Lives Matter protests. Follow us on Tw...Read more

We're back with the 50th episode! Halfway to a hundred and still kicking. Thanks for joining us on this ride. This week we talk about solar panels, Kim Jong Un's body double, Danny's homeowner warranty, and the typical b...Read more