The Slaptail Squad

Send us a text The first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, the Beaveman is subjected to dealing with two scatter-brained broads who talk over him the entire episode and insist on making mouth noises. Yup, it's the Swan and the Claw Queen...Read more

Send us a text Beaveman and Ricker do the podcast without anyone else joining them. Some of the squad members were concerned for Ricker, but he survived. The Beaveman presented Ricker with descriptions of some o...Read more

Send us a text Believe it or not, the Beaveman reveals how he protects his feelings to perform his job effectively and not get too emotional. We learn that Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares, metaphoricall...Read more

Send us a text He's looking to purchase some gently used thongs ladies, and he'll pay extra if you take them off in front of him. The Beaveman? No, comedian Ron Caine. Well, that's the intro Beaveman gave him an...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Swan and Beaveman talk to Kate DoorXYZ about their recent trip to San Diego and all the fun that comes with airline travel. San Diego is an amazing town with...Read more

Send us a text When you thought we couldn't get any more ridiculous, we prove we can! In this episode, we welcome back Chewbacca's nephew, Nolan Johncock. Do you think you have a ton of random knowledge? Maybe y...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, the Squad unites to talk about the paranormal. There is a certain doll that resides in Key West, Florida that has the utmost respect of the squad. However, a certain someone, thin...Read more

Send us a text The Slaptail Squad podcast welcomes comedian Kate Dore, from Michigan, for a fun conversation about women in comedy. The Beaveman and Swan talk with Kate about her fiancé, her addiction to claw ma...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites to say a collective FU to Putin and Russia but also to talk about the state of the nation when ignorance and misinformation reigns supreme. Do we really want to step back in time...Read more

Send us a text The squad is still confused about the difference between shared psychotic disorders and being bat-sh!t crazy. Nemo swims in to save the day and clear up the confusion. He failed immediately by sta...Read more

Send us a text Beaveman, JD, and Ricker discuss subjects they are 100% qualified to discuss. Not really, that would be so unlike all of our other podcasts. Shared delusional disorders, aka Folie à Deux or other...Read more

Send us a text It's been nearly 5 long years but the Ricker is back! One of the original members of The Slaptail Squad is finally back from the longest hiatus and we could not be more thrilled. We are very proud...Read more

Send us a text It is a wonderful day in the Beaver Den. The Beaveman finally has sleepwear that does not squeeze his waist or cause him to drop residual urine on his bedsheets. He really wanted to talk more abou...Read more

Send us a text Beaveman and Swan hang with a friend of the show Jogun to talk about all things nerdy—no fact-checking needed. We never need fact-checking again. All things, ridiculous, nerdy, historical, and rev...Read more

Send us a text Swan, Nemo, and Beaveman unite as a squad to talk about the giant poop show, goat rodeo, FUBAR world we are living in, and how it is affecting the human condition. Sounds deep doesn't it? Too bad...Read more

Send us a text The fun continues this week as comedian Emmy Buttrick joins the Beaveman and Swan for a fun conversation about redheads, comedy, succubi, and pinup modeling; with a redheaded, pinup modeling, succ...Read more

Send us a text Beaveman and the Swan welcome Chicago Comedian Jen Flaxman to the Beaver Den for an entertaining conversation. Jen is the producer and host of better help comedy Chicago and a talented stand-up co...Read more

Send us a text The Swan and the Beaveman welcome comedian Adam Minnick remotely to the Beaver Den to talk comedy, bad habits, drones, and whatever other crazy stuff the Beaveman can come up with. To challen...Read more

Send us a text The squad unites for a fun Christmas Eve conversation with comedian Red the Blackout Artist. How do comedians get their stage names if they don't use the one on their birth certificate? Join...Read more

Send us a text Steven the SiTCOM Ortiz steps in to hang with the squad this week and just shoot the poop. Beaveman and Swan find out that Steven has some secrets about his friends group, about the morning show h...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, Beaveman and the Swan welcome Katy May from the band Katy Needs a Life. They jump right in with conversations about Katy's proposed pilot sitcom, true crime, and a myriad of other...Read more

Send us a text Swan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years. Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is...Read more

Send us a text JD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick. They also introduce a ne...Read more

Send us a text Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vad...Read more

Send us a text The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen...Read more

Send us a text It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the...Read more

Send us a text Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was...Read more

Send us a text We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, bu...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slap...Read more

Send us a text Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should...Read more

Send us a text It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6! I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into t...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governo...Read more

Send us a text It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit...Read more

Send us a text It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real...Read more

Send us a text Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode description...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps...Read more

Send us a text This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will b...Read more

Send us a text Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episo...Read more

Send us a text If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing compe...Read more

Send us a text Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store...Read more

Send us a text It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could r...Read more

Send us a text Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Sw...Read more

Send us a text See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the Beaveman Shout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they though...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also lea...Read more

Send us a text So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me. You say you are open minded, but you push your religion o...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with somethi...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security...Read more

Send us a text The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are pur...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about memories of birthdays past. Apparently the trauma continues for Beaveman and the Swan. No wonder they are together. The Beavemen shares stories of his challenge...Read more

Send us a text The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing....Read more

Send us a text On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible dr...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. T...Read more

Send us a text The squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam...Read more

Send us a text The mighty 3 assemble. The Beaveman is losing his voice on the regular which is super frustrating for a podcaster so he lets his number 2 (Ronz)  and his number 12 (the Swan) run the show. Ronz de...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites during this holiday season, when the world is going to $h1T, to talk about holiday memories. Some good, some bad. It's a fun trip down memory lane. They then talk about the g...Read more

Send us a text The Slaptail Squad welcomes friend of the show Davison Sarai for a casual conversation about their new adventure as a content creator on Only Fans. Its an interaction that was  sure to make Ronz s...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about their stupid obsessive behaviors. The Beaveman is a neat freak, the Ronz searches for trash, Jumanji is superstitious, and the Swan sleeps with a whore cat. What doe...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, three members of the Squad have a funny conversation with local funny dude Matt Hybels who is a Kalamazoo comedy staple and host of open mic comedy at Up and...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about their favorite thing, random stuff. Every notice that those close to you have their own little catch phrases? Do you like DIY projects? Do you know what they are...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Mike joins the squad from Arizona. Ronz takes the lead and asks Mike, now known as Nemo, some very boring questions. Don't worry, we left a couple of them in...Read more

Send us a text The Squad reunites after their season break to talk about what they did during the break, and their plans for Slaptail Nation in the future. Jumanji questions if he is having a midlife crisis...Read more

Send us a text On this bonus episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad teams up with JD Hutchins of The Monsters Lair for part 2. MIB, cryptids, and high-strangeness seem to be very common in West Virginia, speci...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Squad goes on the road, portable style to a new venue, Bright House Studio in Portage Michigan for a full on comedy show with some very talented comedian...Read more

Send us a text On this bonus episode, the Beaveman of The Slaptail Squad (not unlike Batman) and JD of The Monsters Lair (not unlike the Wolfman) team up for a fun talk about the monsters of West Virginia with a...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites for the final episode of season 4. It's been a good run but now it is time to take a break to come up with new ideas. On this episode the Beaveman shares his thoughts on what he b...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites to discuss one of their most sacred topics: stand-up comedy. Now that the Beaveman has successfully performed without getting booed off the stage, he begins his next adventure. Se...Read more

Send us a text This week the squad assembles and welcomes our guest GG. Why you ask? Well, GG spent a couple of years as a phone sex worker, and of course, that is right up the squad's alley. Listener warning, t...Read more

Send us a text Here it is folks. The long awaited, "Ronz on the Street," better known as, "Cringy moments with Ronz!" He does not disappoint. Its all the cringe, none of the crying. You have to listen, even...Read more

Send us a text The quest to understand the Beaveman and Ronz's anger continues. On this final episode (maybe) they are joined by friend of the show Davison Sarai, professional wrestler and counselor. Is it possi...Read more

Send us a text In celebration of the coming of Pride month, the Squad has a stretchy pants episode out on the Beaver Deck with a special guest from OutFront Kalamazoo. Thank you to Grace for joining us for the c...Read more

Send us a text The squad unites this week to talk about the future of the podcast. Where are they going? What is their niche? Who knows really? As always it is a fun conversation, aside from the fact that Ro...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, the Squad delves into more anger topics. We are joined by the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair. As it turns out, JD may be just as angry as the Beaveman....Read more

Send us a text On this episode, the squad unites to talk about anger. At least 50% of the squad is angry. Can you guess who? Here's a hint at least one of them, the Beaveman has enough anger for 100% of the squa...Read more

Send us a text The Squad unites, just the dudes, for a sausage fest discussion about why the heck people filter their images on social media. What gives? How are we going to really know that its really you if yo...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, this Beaveman shares audio clips of two of his favorite songs for Jumanji to interpret. Beck's, "Loser," and Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." The other members are equally perplex...Read more

Send us a text Smells trigger memories. Science people, science! If you have ever wondered how smells trigger memories and you wanted to consult with some highly intelligent, informed, academics, we recommend an...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad we learn a valuable lesson. Jumanji is not much of a story teller. Aside from that, the squad has a fun talk just like every week. Friends getting together to...Read more

Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and Mike hang out and review the sound bytes stored on the mixing equipment to see what type of  jokes or improv they inspire. It may seem ridiculo...Read more

Send us a text Why aren't you famous? Basically there are a million networks with a billion shows and only 330 is million people in the US. So whether we like it or not, we are all eventually going to be on some...Read more

Send us a text The mighty three assemble to analyze the Beaveman's dreams. That's analyze, get your mind out of the gutter. What are dreams? What is waking? What does it all mean? Well, you won't get real answer...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman turns 50 this week and predicts his next 100 years of life. Cyborg parts (man parts specifically), contributions to mankind, and ridiculous predictions. Join us for completely pointle...Read more

Send us a text This week the squad is at full force to hang out and have a fun conversation about being a performance whore. Oh, you don't know what a performance whore is? Guess you have to join us for a ridicu...Read more

Send us a text The Slaptail Squad is back after being knocked down by COVID for a couple of weeks. This week Swan and the Beaveman have a conversation with comedian Mike Cotayo about the institute of marriage. T...Read more

Send us a text Not part two but a totally new conversation with our new friend of the show Mike Cotayo. This week the Beaveman and Swan have a casual conversation about penises with Mike as well as other strange...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, the Squad welcomes Funny Man Mike Cotayo. Mike was a good sport and he answered the Squad's questions about stand-up comedy, poop dreams, IBS, and was even gracious enough to part...Read more

Send us a text Have you ever been sitting there, enjoying a show, when you see something off? Well, that's what happens from time to time. It happened to the Beaveman. He was watching a show and noticed a physic...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Swan and the Beaveman tell the story of Swan's experience as a patient. Is this the death of the profession of nursing? Is medicine any better than it wa...Read more

Send us a text This week the Slaptail Squad unites to discuss a bizarre interaction the Beaveman experienced when he was on his son's Twitch Stream. Some knob called in and professed his lamentation over the los...Read more

Send us a text Happy Holidays from the members of the Slaptail Squad to you! On this episode, the Beaveman expresses his opinion about persons that approach the world with a closed mind. It sounds deep, but it i...Read more

Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad welcomes friend of the show JD from the Monsters Lair Podcast. It's Christmas time. Is there a better time of the year than now to ask a Satanist a...Read more

Send us a text After a week off, through no fault of the Beaveman (he accidentally erased an entire episode), the Squad returns. This week the Beaveman shares some of the questions he has received from listeners...Read more

Send us a text The squad unites prior to Thanksgiving for a typical conversation. It is full of laughter, amazing comedy, sick burns, and deep insights. Unfortunately, the Beaveman did not hit record, so you mis...Read more

Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman shares his reflection on a typical, frustrating conversation with one-half of his parental unit.  Is he alone, or is it common for children to get ann...Read more

Send us a text The squad unites this week to talk mostly about the crap that annoys the Beaveman. Any guesses? When he isn't complaining, he issues a happy birthday to the Marine Corps and a heartfelt shout-out...Read more

Send us a text Welcome to Season 4! After a break, the Slaptail Squad is back. On this episode the Squad catches up. What has everyone been doing? The Beaveman went hunting. Swan and the Beaveman, "adopted," a g...Read more

Send us a text Just like the title implies, this is the last episode of season 3. After this episode the Squad is going dark until the first week of November. Join us this week as the Squad unites for a con...Read more

Send us a text Pretty sure the Beaveman is a drone. The squad unites just so the Beaveman can tell them that they are a group of boring individuals leading unfulfilled lives. Who among us is leading their b...Read more

Send us a text The squad assembles to thank our loyal listeners for, well, listening. It is a time to get together and discuss the trajectory of the podcast according to the individual members. Don't worry, ther...Read more

Send us a text I'm not sure what the big deal is really. People seem to be afraid of quitting or failing. Really, it can be quite enjoyable. Join the squad this week as the Beaveman tries to convince the fellow...Read more

Send us a text Don't blame the monkey for Monkey Pox. Just a bit of a public service message from the Slaptail Squad. So where did it come from? Was it that pesky 5G signal? Was it created in a lab and unleashed...Read more

Send us a text Thinking about time travel can really mess with your head. Don't worry, the Slaptail Squad can explain it perfectly. They really can't. As always, you will never learn anything by listening to thi...Read more

Send us a text It is the return of angry Beaveman, hopefully for just one episode. During a typical drive down the road, the Beaveman was listening to a comedy station. He heard a certain comedian doing a bit. I...Read more

Send us a text Yes you heard him right, the Beaveman does not believe that romantic love exists. He believes that true love is what we feel for our children and our dog. Evidence of this can be seen with our fon...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman loves the genre of movies and TV that represent the Rom-Com. Can the real-life version of the Rom-Com exist? The Beaveman does not think so. The world would be so much more inter...Read more

Send us a text Yup, ya dead! Now what? Can't just let this thing sit here, or could you? What options do you have? Well, you are dead, so you don't have options, but your friends and family do. I can think...Read more

Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman gives a preview of his plans for a new segment or a completely new podcast. Squad member Swan and friend of the show Skylar join him for this brief lo...Read more

Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman did the unthinkable. He started the podcast and didn't hit record. What followed was 17 minutes of a very funny conversation that is now lost to the u...Read more

Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the squad is at full strength and it is a perfect time to have a fun conversation. The Beaveman provides a bit of an artificial intelligence update at the top of t...Read more

Send us a text Sometimes the Beaveman just really wishes he could have replacement parts. It is tough getting older and having aches and pains, but comedy helps. Maybe the tech will be available in the next 10-2...Read more

Send us a text This is a completely ridiculous, scenario based question. What if God chose you to be the next prophet, savior, what have you? What would you need to make believers out of the rest of the world? H...Read more

Send us a text The Squad professes their love for true crime. They are not alone. Humans seem to be fascinated with true crime. The question is, why? How about our obsession with love stories, either real o...Read more

Send us a text The Swan is back from a grueling outdoor adventure. She left a confirmed athlete, and returned a survivalist. She is basically a delta force-green beret-ranger-SEAL-force recon-combat controller....Read more

Send us a text Why do you want to pretend to be something you are not? What do you have to gain? Maybe you are not a poser, maybe you don't think you are exaggerating. What happens when someone calls you on it?...Read more

Send us a text What if podcasters could no longer speak their minds? What if a regulatory board made it costly to podcast? Would your favorite podcasters still podcast? Free speech comes under fire. We live...Read more

Send us a text Everyday we come so close to becoming a horrifying statistic. We could get injured, become sick, or worse, we could die. You could get hit in the head with a marshmallow, or have a tragic acc...Read more

Send us a text Can you talk to your family about anything? What if your mom is a hoarder? Will she engage in a conversation about the obvious problem with having a toilet on her front lawn? Is it appropriat...Read more

Send us a text It's doomsday prediction time again. You may remember previously that the Beaveman predicted the end of times as a result of a super-bug, and then, the pandemic happened. This time he gives us an...Read more

Send us a text Are you happy with your genitals? You really should be. Men, what can you do about it? Nothing, aside from tattooing, piercing, and some other modifications that seem frightening. Be happy with it...Read more

Send us a text It is episode 112 as a squad and boy, this one was a bit of a struggle at first. First of all, we are podcasters. So for us to livestream...it is like watching a raccoon wash cotton candy.  You ju...Read more

Send us a text My five things. The five things in life that keep me in balance. Do you know what they are? Can you guess? The Beaveman shares with the other squad members his five things that he believes leads t...Read more

Send us a text Everyone else has an opinion on this topic, so why shouldn't we. You guessed it, we are talking about the physical assault witnessed by the world during the Oscars. Will Smith decided it was ok to...Read more

Send us a text The squad assembles for a relaxed chat. We talk about the big question, "Are celebrities ruining podcasts?" You decide. What are your favorite podcasts? How many do you have in the rotation? Does...Read more

Send us a text The title is pretty accurate. The members of the squad, Ronz, Beaveman and Swan are Gen X and Tromondae is Gen Y. Clearly three out of the four get it, but the outlier as always is the Ronz. Perha...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman relates personal stories about his struggle with the Swan and what he considers her disgusting habits. It is one of those episodes when the Ronz is grateful that he is not the topic o...Read more

Send us a text Writing comedy begins with an idea. A thought here and there. Don't ignore the thought, write it down, and get back to it later. If you find something you want to develop, then get to it and start...Read more

Send us a text The squad assembles and welcomes friend of the show, Skylar aka the boy, to discuss video games and gaming. The Beaveman's earliest memories include Pong, how old is he? While the Ronz, who is bas...Read more

Send us a text Watch the right hand because the left hand is just a distraction. The real trick is in the right hand. It is not the tail that wags the dog, but the dog that wags the tail. It is happening right n...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman loves peanut butter, from the first scoop to the last. But is it really just about the peanut butter? Is there a deeper meaning? Much like Tromondae's McDonald's french fries we are e...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman believes you can wear more than one sport brand related garment at a time, Tromondae and Swan disagree. The Ronz clearly has no opinion because he wears a wolf t-shirt tucked into aci...Read more

Send us a text Oh you heard us right. It is no secret that the Beaveman loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories. It should also be no secret that as much as he loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories, he d...Read more

Send us a text In celebration of our 100th podcast the squad assembled for their first livestream. This is our podcast from this fun event. We want to thank our listeners who have been with us from the beginning...Read more

Send us a text Are you good enough, smart enough, do people like you? Of course you are! Of course they do! We like you and that is all that matters. Well, aside from you liking yourself. This isn't one of those...Read more

Send us a text What more do we need to say? Each week we hope to be the podcast friends that you want to visit with. We enjoy the time we get to spend together with each other and our audience of friends. What w...Read more

Send us a text That title is kind of long but hey, we like to make it interesting. On this episode the Beaveman provides brief descriptions of short stories from his childhood that described situations in dystop...Read more

Send us a text No really, that is what the episode is about. This is no deep, philosophical analogy that the Beaveman came up with to describe some sort of existential crisis in his life. The man literally feels...Read more

Send us a text He has waited decades to lubricate his lips with something other than a human, biological fluid. The wait is over. The Beaveman sent Ronz a holiday assortment of lip lubricating substances of diff...Read more

Send us a text This is an episode we recorded back in September of this year but I failed to post. It is a fun conversation between Beaveman, Swan, and Tromondae whom I like to call Sexual Chocolate. It is a typ...Read more

Send us a text It is a light-hearted talk today about the little things that give us joy. Unfortunately the Ronz and his beautiful wife "lil Powdered Donut," got screwed over by the man so we had to talk them off t...Read more

Send us a text It's that time of week. Time for some Slaptail Squad. We apologize in advance for sound issues. This week we had a guest but there were connection issues but we felt the content still needed to be he...Read more

Send us a text Tromondae refused to fall for it so we don't get to hear his 2-minute comedy bit. Apparently he is not susceptible to the Jedi-mind trick. The Beaveman does his brief bit and the Ronz rambles on like...Read more

Send us a text This week the Beaveman demonstrates the Jedi mind trick on the Ronz. They talk about the Beaveman's weekly observations from donuts to trash bags. Does anyone else get annoyed by underwear? Let's see...Read more

Send us a text Beaveman goes off. Comedy is about entertaining and self-expression. The views you hold now or what you consider funny today, may change in as little as a day. It is about personal growth. It is also...Read more

Send us a text You may have heard the scary stories last week and perhaps you were super confused by the Ronz' story. So were we. This week we asked him to send us a copy so we could read it and interpret it. It wa...Read more

Send us a text Here was the assignment, write or share a personal scary story. Did we expect them to be good? Of course not. If they were good, we wouldn't have anything to make fun of. So, mission accomplished. Ha...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman and Swan are bad Catholics. They know it, you know it, but does it really matter? If it does not matter, then why do they get hung up on changes? Also, have you ever wondered if the choi...Read more

Send us a text That's right, soup is for girls and night pooping is a thing. It is just another ridiculous conversation for members of the Slaptail Squad. Just trying to share the idiocy with the world to bring a l...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the Beaveman tells the squad what to do with him when he dies, he ponders the farewell til Valhalla, and of course, he makes fun of the Ronz when he puts his foot in his mouth. Of co...Read more

Send us a text Ronz pathetically attempts to insult the Army by telling a lame story about Ninjas. The Beaveman is intrigued by roadkill by region, and the Swan insists she is an athlete but the Beaveman does not a...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman reveals to the squad that he still believes many of the stories from the bible that he learned as a child no matter how ridiculous they seem. They reveal that the Swan knows nothing abou...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the idiots discuss the use of Ivermectin and bust on people that do not believe in science. Seriously people, if the Beaveman tells you kitty litter in your pee-hole will prevent COVI...Read more

Send us a text Do you have a dollar? If so you can get your prostate exam in aisle 3. The Beaveman thinks it is funny that retail locations are interested in providing healthcare but the squad thinks it is a great...Read more

Send us a text The Ronz attempted the 7-minute mile. Was he successful? Guess you just have to listen to find out. We chat about Pokemon briefly and the new obsession Ronz and Swan have with Pokemon go. Thank you t...Read more

Send us a text The Ronz and the Beaveman are sleep deprived. It seems like a competition for Ronz. He wants to prove he sleeps less. Who has the shorter temper? Who can be the bigger dick? Guess you have to listen...Read more

Send us a text On this episode, after a brief chit-chat about the Beaveman's new hobby of cutting with the medieval sword, the squad questions Ronz about training for his 7-minute mile. Truly the Ronz is a highl...Read more

Send us a text Ever wonder if you could run a 7-minute mile after training for just two weeks? The Ronz says he can do it. Have your parents requested to be your friends on facebook or other social media account...Read more

Send us a text Ronz is a man of little fear. Most likely because he was in the U.S. Air Force and because he is a black belt. However, the Beaveman and Swan have fear. Is the Beaveman trying to scare everyone wi...Read more

Send us a text It's that time, colon prep time. The Beaveman has to go in for a colonoscopy. We talk about his prep and fears. We also investigate the Ronz and his obvious repressed rage. Join us for a typical c...Read more

Send us a text The title is pretty descriptive, but first, Tromondae starts us off with a sex question out of nowhere. Beaveman believes it is fun to contemplate revenge but the Ronz believes you should be a car...Read more

Send us a text How easily can you be scammed? Would you ingest a product that someone recommends in order to treat or prevent a medical condition regardless of scientific evidence? Well, lots of folks do. I gues...Read more

Send us a text Humans can contract many diseases. That can be frightening. Unless you are the Ronz of course. The Ronz refuses to live his life in fear. Join us for another ridiculous podcast with the members of...Read more

Send us a text The daughter joins the squad to talk about nerd topics. She's pretty obnoxious, but at the same time, entertaining. If you thought the Beaveman was a jerk, he is nothing compared to the spawn of S...Read more

Send us a text Have you ever discussed porta potty etiquette with your friends? Do you sit, or hover? Do you pooh in a porta potty? We discuss the Swan's surgery and the birth of her twin tumors. We attempted to...Read more

Send us a text Ronz and Beaveman take this opportunity to completely nerd-out and talk about the topics they find interesting. Did you know hyperspace is faster then light speed? Did you know there are some dark...Read more

Send us a text Toxic masculinity. What is that? Do we know? Of course not. We don't know much. We know Beaveman likes to smell like a campfire and the Ronz is infatuated with Tromondae. It is our first podcast t...Read more

Send us a text Anyone else think that a lot of the gifts we get are lame? The Beaveman does. Take for instance the journal the Swan got for him. It is supposed to make you ponder life and possibly provide insight i...Read more

Send us a text It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles for a casual conversation. The Beaveman laughs about the things his mother says to him and how she expresses her disappointment. The Swan shares...Read more

Send us a text Tromondae has completed the original trilogy. But he is confused...Despite the fact he has watched Return of the Jedi twice. What the heck is confusing this guy? What doesn't he get? Will the Beavema...Read more

Send us a text Do you know what existentialism is? No. Well that is ok, neither does the Beaveman or Swan. They also don't profess to know anything about it. Ronz wants to talk about it, so they assume the knows so...Read more

Send us a text Ever wonder if depictions of epic sword battles on TV and in the movies is accurate? Ever wonder if the swords, armor, and other weaponry are accurately depicted for the era? Well so do we. You may h...Read more

Send us a text May the 4th be with you! This is a great day and it is our honor and privilege to bring you extra content. Tromondae continues his quest for knowledge about the Star Wars universe. He finished watchi...Read more

Send us a text Tromondae continues his quest for knowledge about the Star Wars universe. On this episode, Tromondae asks questions after watching approximately 3/4 of The Empire Strikes Back. He has a very interest...Read more

Send us a text Apparently Swan and Ronz are easily distracted. Big surprise. Show them a shiny object and they immediately lose focus. Beaveman takes this opportunity to administer a screening assessment for adult...Read more

Send us a text n truth he has only watched Episode IV, A New Hope, and that's ok. He is taking his time and really watching it and pondering the magnificence that is, Star Wars! According to the Beaveman he should...Read more

Send us a text After two years of asking Tromondae and even lending him the movies, Tromondae finally watches Star Wars, A New Hope. The Beaveman is overjoyed and foolishly optimistic about the influence it will ha...Read more

Send us a text It is just a chance to catch up and talk about whatever comes to mind, wherever the conversation takes them. Ronz had a plan but since he can rarely transition without making it too obvious, he usual...Read more

Send us a text Do you remember things accurately? Are we all just sharing false memories? Did this really happen? The Beaveman administers a little test to the Ronz and the Swan. Take the test with us. See if you g...Read more

Send us a text Ronz likes Godzilla but only if it is lizard-like, not new lizard-like, old lizard like. Beaveman accuses Tromondae of not trying to understand white culture, and the squad discusses death. Dumb ways...Read more

Send us a text It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles to talk about the enormous growth the Swan has growing inside her, and no, it's not a tumor. They talk about habits of their children, and the fu...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the squad celebrates episode 52. The squad formed and released its first podcast episode on March 15, 2020. They talk about their year in review. But first, the Beaveman asks a compel...Read more

Send us a text On this episode the Beaveman asks Swan and Tromondae questions designed to hopefully embarrass and entertain them. The Ronz is busy off mastering the art of COVID-Te, or, the way of the COVID hand. H...Read more

Send us a text The Beaveman was quoted as saying, "I'm not entirely sure what this podcast was about. The Swan and Tromondae were in charge." The Slaptail nation will just have to listen and figure it out for thems...Read more

Send us a text The squad and friends of the show assemble to "discuss," the last three Karate Kid movies. They basically agree that they are pretty disenchanted with part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. There are redeem...Read more

Send us a text We continue our discussion about the Karate Kid universe in part 2. This time we continue to talk about Karate, reference the first movie, and dive into part 2. This is questionably the Beaveman's fa...Read more

Send us a text This is it. It's time to discuss a topic that is near and dear to the Beaveman's heart. The Karate Kid, or, the Karate Kid universe. He has loved these movies his whole like. Some more then others. H...Read more

Send us a text The squad assembles to catch up and talk. You can't just launch in to your subject. There is some talk about favorite comedians and sexual chocolate. This is a reference to "Coming to America, " for...Read more

Send us a text The recent events in this country have caused increased stress and division. We at the Slaptail Squad have tried to distance ourselves and focus on topics that will make our listeners laugh and smile...Read more

Send us a text The squad welcomes guest and friend of the show Andy to discuss the Mandalorian. You can't just start talking about the podcast topic, you have to ease in to it. So first we subject our guest to typi...Read more

Send us a text The squad assembles to discuss new years's resolutions. Clearly the Beaveman considers them to be ridiculous. You got to have goals people! All year long. Also we find out that the Ronz makes comment...Read more

Send us a text It's a post Christmas episode. The squad talks about the holidays. The Beaveman talks about how friends take advantage of you. They also talk about getting older and what happens to the body as we ag...Read more

Send us a text If you ever wanted to hear how the Swan met the Beaveman, well, you won't learn much from this episode. On this episode the squad talks about ways to lose friends and alienate folks in general. Appar...Read more

Send us a text Ever wonder how the Ronz met his wife? Neither did we, but we listened anyway. Ever wonder about the inner thoughts of the Ronz? So do we. The complexity, clearly just astonishing. Support the show...Read more